March 2013
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December 2012
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October 2012
9 posts
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Douche: hey
Nice girl:
Douche: HEY
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
fuc-ked-up:
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to text her 6 best friends to go to...
September 2012
24 posts
reblog, then go to your page and click the girl...
phasmastrange:
aishaneko:
giveherhellfromuspeeves:
chemicalfreak:
tearsdonttfall:
indiie-mermaids:
and never get bored again!
i bet faceboook didn’t think of this
FOEVAH REBLOG!
I LOVE THIS
omg i just spent close to an hour on this!! omg i need a life
this is awesome!
I JUST SCREAMED HOLY SHIT ALOUD
make sure to click on the “tumblr” pic :U BUT THIS IS SO COOL OH MY...
