SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
fuc-ked-up: “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to text her 6 best friends to go to...
reblog, then go to your page and click the girl...
phasmastrange: aishaneko: giveherhellfromuspeeves: chemicalfreak: tearsdonttfall: indiie-mermaids: and never get bored again! i bet faceboook didn’t think of this FOEVAH REBLOG! I LOVE THIS omg i just spent close to an hour on this!! omg i need a life this is awesome! I JUST SCREAMED HOLY SHIT ALOUD make sure to click on the “tumblr” pic :U BUT THIS IS SO COOL OH MY...